Crossfit!

after blasting the "Mini Fran" + championship roundsteelers workouts in one sitting i think its fair to say i am crippled. thats pretty much it :/ lol

Rampage is back baby! I aint goin noware!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7wJAfeHjs&feature=sub

Why? because fuck you thats why!

FIGHT!

Back into training! Preparing for a bunch of fights!

3rd of october, trojan interclub 4.

november ?? Semi pro mma debut bout

november ?? amateur boxing debut bout

I am dying to compete again, its such a rush. i get to show all the hard work ive put into my training and (possibly) vent a little!

got a good feeling about this, im physically prepared to destroy all 3 of my adverseries and am confident mentaly. Saying that, i cant wait to meet a fighter (which i dont train with) that really challenges my skills allowing me to really test myself. Also, i cannot wait to fight semi pro, that bout is the one i am looking forward to most as my standup is skyrocketing from where it was, and, the weakest part of my game - the clinch has now become one of my strongest. so im really feeing at home on my feet :) Just gotta work the fancy kicks and boom, ill be complete. ish ;)

as for other fighters i wish to fight, there is only 1 person on the MMA circuit at semi pro level i really wanna fight. I hope to be good enough to face him next year, if i do not slack on my conditioning.

:) you will alllll see soon!

FUCK Brock Lesnar.

Losing sucks! whilst being in stafford over summer a tradition has started at training in which we bet burpees on the winner of a fight. we mainly bet on ufc fights. this time i lost :( fucking brock shitty lesnar beat shane carwin. but, hats off to lestard as he did it well. last saterday i stayed up late till 6am watching the PPV on EPSN. It was a sick night of fights, and i enjoyed watching it with my training partner aid.

for some reason im watching romeo and juliet o_O lol. last time i watched it i thought it was terrible! but for some reason now its awesome lol. must have grown up since last seeing it when i was 13 lol.

also, i ordered a bunch of shit off the internet, reebok classics, fairtex boxing gloves, tight mma shorts (thats right mothers! haha), and ankle supports.

BUT WHY ISNT IT HERE YET :(

fail

Its About That Time Again!!

Riding on a high motherfuckers! yes, its that time again. Today at training we mad predictions for UFC 116, Carwin vs Lesnar.

My prediction ? Carwin > Lesnar by KO in round 1!

again, if your prediction is wrong (for example carwin loses) i will have to fa horrific amount of burpees which are the devil of all exercises!

and damnit my fucking ears! Cauliflour ears are'a comin! haha. my ears are caining, and are begining to lump up and are verryyy sensitive. which is a sign of epic cauliflour ear lol. which, i actually like lol. cauliflour ear gived +5 intimidation right? haha.

oh, and i got elbowed in the eye socket today aswell. FAIL!

Lastly! BATTLESTAR GALACTICA IS AWSOME! but isnt the same without Thomas Budgen, that magnificent basterd ;) :)

Peace!

Fishtank!

After much reflection! i do believe its time to write about LANDAN TAWN and the general south.

so, i had to go to london to watch 2 plays for my diss (Booo!) and as Mr Sam Harman, PHD in POON was doin the same thing for his dis as i was we watched them together. the first play we watched was called revolution now! by the gobb squad. this play was actually reall good, and much funnier and better than i thought it was going to be as i thought it was gonna be a pile of post modernist up its own arse shitty wank performance. however, to my suprise it was not! it opened with bob dylans the times they are'a changing, which made me think of not waving... BUTFAILING! it was also full of peep show ish comedy which made me smile. although it didnt help me at all with my dis as it has nothing to do with gaming, (ty jane :P) im sure i can fit it in in my dis someware for LOLS!

i wasnt as impressed by continuous city by the builders association as i felt it took itself too seriously, and thats the worst thing a post modernist type play can do as it gets hella boring. thats right. HELLA boring. booya. and the company people seemed abut up there own arse at the q and a.

on the none-play front of LANDAN, Landan is ultra mega mega lols. i saw a muslim on the tube reading the quran! i wanted to give him a hug as he was sweaty and everybody looked super nervous :P. annnnd i got my bags searched everyware :/ and it didnt help that me and sam liked to joke about da bombs and such.

for the first day i didnt have much to do other than find out where the play was look at the hotel ill be staying in on the 9th. which is LOL. the road leading up to it is like down town bagdad or something with the amount of dodgey mussers sitting outside shishing and shouting! one of those lil mussers raised there voice at me and i said look you lil muss! my friend thomas wouldnt stand for your preechy propaganda and gravy on your chips! CHEEESE!

the 2nd day was better, i met up with sam early and we went bigtime on the town. we did all the touristy stuff and went tanking down da streetz of LANDAN TAWN! although we didnt see a genuine beefeater sahr! we did manage to find a sweet little diner place that was literally toms wet dream as it was mega 50's lols. we tanked in there fo abit then went on our way to da theatrayz tu git sum culture yi? i also met sams mate Tom Chilton, who for some reason i want to call Chilldawgggg! all the time like in scrubs. he was a pretty sound guy, we tanked for hours.

the best place i went in LANDAN was Camden market! that place is sickkkk. high five for the dancers in cyberdog! also, free food from the food stalls IS NOT FREE, cheeky lil mussers! haha

London done! :D

So, You Wanna Be A Fighter? This Is How!

I got plans motherfucker! haha, today has been a good day. Although i cannot go to america to pay Paul Vunak $2000 to teach me his self defence/street fight system he teaches the navy seals, i can learn from one of his past students and fully qualified instructors who previously taught me Kino Mutai. Im in the process of arranging a 12 hour workshop to learn the initiate level of the program, which will no doubt help me with future security work, and if somebody tries to take a pop at me :P haha. Also, apparently (im not 100% sure if this is true) you can teach what you know if you choose to. which means i could start teaching the system if i chose to carry on with it in the future, which i hope i will as the basics i was shown where brutal and awsome!

(if i had a class i would call it RAPE DEFENSE! for LOLS! haha.)

(dont be stupid khan. it would be called COUNTER RAPE! :D)

Traveling and Kino Mutai

Today has been abit epic! And as it was fathers day poppa bear decided to go all out and rape the bbq with horrific amounts of meat - which i did not object to ;).

Even though today was massivly epic, i miss "lazy sundays", lounging around and not doing anything! today i had training from 10 till 2 followed by fun mma homework 8), yes, it exists lol. however, as i had been training so much mma, for a hour with Chris, the head coach of PFS stafford - instead of training strictly MMA i decided to train Kino Mutai (a subsect of Fillapino Kali) which he always refers to when talking about PFS.

First off, Kino Mutai ("The Art Of Mauling ;)) is probably the most brutal, horrific, violent, masterful martial art ever divised. Chris broke it down for me like this, "on a scale of 1 - 10 (Skill wise) pure striking or grappling arts would be a 6, MMA would be a 7, High levels of those arts would be a 8 and the use of weapons would be a 9. Kino Mutai is probably the only fight discipline that is truly a 10.

PFS use Kino Mutai in there street fighting system as from what i have learnt and read up on it is mainly about defending yourself/premptivly attacking your opponent. its almost MMA, however you can eyepoke/gouge, bite and low blow if you want to. as you can do all of these things the game changes from mma to a real ugly fight. one funny thing i learnt in Kino is how to bite properly. thats right, theres massive skill in biting! also where to attack on the body, and how to tear chunks off, scary stuff right?! haha. Kino Mutai was a massive breath of fresh air. was nice to learn a new martial art, well. start learning it. even though it has no practical competitive application, it is easliy the best self defence style out there. That and if somebody hits you and you defend yourself by raking an eye out whilst tearing half there face off via biting it to shreds they will think twice about hitting you again, even if they have 2 or 3 mates ;).

On a none martial art note :P i booked my train tickets for London to watch 2 plays at the lift festival for my dissy! boooo. lol, and also my hotel room for my london trip to see budge/brighton and dom. Good times i think!

I WONT BE ABLE TO TRAIN FOR LIKE 4 DAYS THOUGH! OH NO! haha. oh well ;)

Zorro Gonna Fuck You Up!

What a rotton day! Being home and bored is starting to get to me, so i did this!



TOO MAH FACEEEE. but with a little bit of chin muff aswell, ZORRO GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

on a brighter note, im currently 1kg of the lightest ive ever been :D. gym must be working. ish :P. speaking of which, i made a bet with my mma training partners at Progressive Fighting Systems Stafford that Chuck Liddell would lose to Rich Franklin at UFC 115! and i wonnnnnnnnnnnn. no horrific burpee challenge :D. win. lol, one up i guess.

Eminem And UFC 115!

Firstly, blasting Eminem at 1 in the morning is BRAT! haha, dont know why im in the mood for some honkey rap, who knows. lol, all i know is - willis will be proud!

Secondly, 115 is upon us! will be waiting up till 6 to know if i will win in my predictions for the main event.

Cro cop > Berry (TKO/KO Round 2)
Franklin > Liddell (Decision)

I want cro cop to win bad cause hes easily one of my top 3 favourite fighters of all time, that and im SECRETLY CROATION! And i want Franklin to win cause we all took bets at MMA, the people who lose in their predictions have to do a horrific amount of burpees, which are the devil lol. one thing that worries me about this is that i was the only one in the class, bar andy who chose franklin to win lol. so ill be either laughing at everybody or .. not ?

looks like we will find out later!

Just A Few More Miles :/

Running sucks, yesterday i had the pleasure of running 6 miles and my legs are really feeling it today, i thought that id have to train myself up gradually to run that far but yesterday i just didnt tire and kept going. Running away from something HMM? haha, nah. Although when i exercise i find that i can think more clearly and concentrate on whats important. Yesterday was different however, i found myself unable to capture this clarity of thought and it pissed me off for hours lol. Which in turn made me slack abit on the return journey which pissed me off even more, haha - oh well. Can only do so much i guess. I think this is mainly due to the fact that im missing my friends from uni, which is strange as i missed good times with them throughout march and april cause of training. Maybe its the fact i cant just see them after, or the distance. Either way its starting to get to me.

WAH BLOG. cry more yeah? haha

Back To The Motherland!

Today i will be going back home and am currently avoiding packing to write this blog. One thing ive learnt whilst living in 85 is that cleaning is a BITCH. Thats pretty much all ive learnt whilst living here haha.

Even though im not going to miss this place i think of all the stuff ive done in this house and all the good times ive had here, and although this place isnt my "home" home is where your heart is and my hearts been here for a long time. However, looking forward. Next years going to be fuckin awsome son! Cant wait to move into 61 and live with new people, including 2 of my current house mates who ive bonded with in 85.

But before all that happens ill be working like a mother bitch over summer at the hospital again, which im half looking forward to haha. The money wouldnt go a miss :P. Along with working 9 till 5 ill be training 5-6 days a week. i know ill come back a different person as ill be killing myself all summer, but it will be one hell of a metamorphasis and i hope to come back after summer a better fighter and in shape to fight in november. It will be weird not training in Worcester with Trojan, Ronnie, and all my Worcester training partners - but i know ill learn some new stuff and train in a different way in Stafford.

i know ill miss the shit out of all the people i love and care about, and i know i wont be able to see them as much as id like due to work and training. They dont deserve the odd weekend visit every other month, they deserve alot more. This is one thing im not looking forward too. I hear my training partners talk about this in Worcester and i see it gets to them, i suppose its one of the things you have to go through when you follow your dreams. I know im not at that point yet but i can see it happening over summer and in the future.

But i know people will understand, i hope they do anyway.

Then Grab Your Gun And Bring In The Cat...

Well, this should be fun :D

Most people who know me know how much i hate the idea of blogging, but i thought i'd give it a go. At first i thought i'd buy a diary and write in that but, well - BOOKS ARE GAY ;). I thought id create this blog so i could slate the shit out of people who have blogged about me over the last couple of weeks as i thought it would be the only way to respond, however that would make me a massive twat. Litterally massive, like this guy



haha, well if you cant laugh at yourself you deserve to DIE IN A PIT OF HELLFIRE! (he says in the powerthirst voice)

On a more super serial note... the 2nd year of uni has come to a close and im slowly starting to realise i may possibly have a chance of passing all my modules and actually being in Worcester next year :D which is a small bonus i suppose. Even though im not to fussed about being at uni Worcester has changed me for the better, ish haha. I wasnt too psyched about the 1st year in general(bar the people i met in the first year...they are just super yah? ;) <3),>

The best thing ive got out of this year (apart from Battlestar Galactica... OF FUCKING COURSE BLID) is the relationships ive had the pleasure of being in , (past and present) even if they where only for a while i feel they where extremely important to me. This is a subject i hate to blog about or see people blog about as im either thinking "look at those smug fucking happy people talking about how awsome their lives are NICE ONE CHEERS!" or "stop whoring this shit on the interwebs and talk to the person your slating, try telling them this shit in person! NICE ONE PRICK, CHEERS!" (present relationships go on FOREVER YEAH? bratat pow haha.)

Appologies for that man period ;) not that it matters, nobody will know about this blog for a long time. haha :D maybe ill look back on this later and smile. or not. haha. Maybe when people discover this horrible little blog they will look at it and smile. probably not though. Oh well.

Sign out lines are for fags.

SNAP!