Fishtank!

After much reflection! i do believe its time to write about LANDAN TAWN and the general south.

so, i had to go to london to watch 2 plays for my diss (Booo!) and as Mr Sam Harman, PHD in POON was doin the same thing for his dis as i was we watched them together. the first play we watched was called revolution now! by the gobb squad. this play was actually reall good, and much funnier and better than i thought it was going to be as i thought it was gonna be a pile of post modernist up its own arse shitty wank performance. however, to my suprise it was not! it opened with bob dylans the times they are'a changing, which made me think of not waving... BUTFAILING! it was also full of peep show ish comedy which made me smile. although it didnt help me at all with my dis as it has nothing to do with gaming, (ty jane :P) im sure i can fit it in in my dis someware for LOLS!

i wasnt as impressed by continuous city by the builders association as i felt it took itself too seriously, and thats the worst thing a post modernist type play can do as it gets hella boring. thats right. HELLA boring. booya. and the company people seemed abut up there own arse at the q and a.

on the none-play front of LANDAN, Landan is ultra mega mega lols. i saw a muslim on the tube reading the quran! i wanted to give him a hug as he was sweaty and everybody looked super nervous :P. annnnd i got my bags searched everyware :/ and it didnt help that me and sam liked to joke about da bombs and such.

for the first day i didnt have much to do other than find out where the play was look at the hotel ill be staying in on the 9th. which is LOL. the road leading up to it is like down town bagdad or something with the amount of dodgey mussers sitting outside shishing and shouting! one of those lil mussers raised there voice at me and i said look you lil muss! my friend thomas wouldnt stand for your preechy propaganda and gravy on your chips! CHEEESE!

the 2nd day was better, i met up with sam early and we went bigtime on the town. we did all the touristy stuff and went tanking down da streetz of LANDAN TAWN! although we didnt see a genuine beefeater sahr! we did manage to find a sweet little diner place that was literally toms wet dream as it was mega 50's lols. we tanked in there fo abit then went on our way to da theatrayz tu git sum culture yi? i also met sams mate Tom Chilton, who for some reason i want to call Chilldawgggg! all the time like in scrubs. he was a pretty sound guy, we tanked for hours.

the best place i went in LANDAN was Camden market! that place is sickkkk. high five for the dancers in cyberdog! also, free food from the food stalls IS NOT FREE, cheeky lil mussers! haha

London done! :D

So, You Wanna Be A Fighter? This Is How!

I got plans motherfucker! haha, today has been a good day. Although i cannot go to america to pay Paul Vunak $2000 to teach me his self defence/street fight system he teaches the navy seals, i can learn from one of his past students and fully qualified instructors who previously taught me Kino Mutai. Im in the process of arranging a 12 hour workshop to learn the initiate level of the program, which will no doubt help me with future security work, and if somebody tries to take a pop at me :P haha. Also, apparently (im not 100% sure if this is true) you can teach what you know if you choose to. which means i could start teaching the system if i chose to carry on with it in the future, which i hope i will as the basics i was shown where brutal and awsome!

(if i had a class i would call it RAPE DEFENSE! for LOLS! haha.)

(dont be stupid khan. it would be called COUNTER RAPE! :D)

Traveling and Kino Mutai

Today has been abit epic! And as it was fathers day poppa bear decided to go all out and rape the bbq with horrific amounts of meat - which i did not object to ;).

Even though today was massivly epic, i miss "lazy sundays", lounging around and not doing anything! today i had training from 10 till 2 followed by fun mma homework 8), yes, it exists lol. however, as i had been training so much mma, for a hour with Chris, the head coach of PFS stafford - instead of training strictly MMA i decided to train Kino Mutai (a subsect of Fillapino Kali) which he always refers to when talking about PFS.

First off, Kino Mutai ("The Art Of Mauling ;)) is probably the most brutal, horrific, violent, masterful martial art ever divised. Chris broke it down for me like this, "on a scale of 1 - 10 (Skill wise) pure striking or grappling arts would be a 6, MMA would be a 7, High levels of those arts would be a 8 and the use of weapons would be a 9. Kino Mutai is probably the only fight discipline that is truly a 10.

PFS use Kino Mutai in there street fighting system as from what i have learnt and read up on it is mainly about defending yourself/premptivly attacking your opponent. its almost MMA, however you can eyepoke/gouge, bite and low blow if you want to. as you can do all of these things the game changes from mma to a real ugly fight. one funny thing i learnt in Kino is how to bite properly. thats right, theres massive skill in biting! also where to attack on the body, and how to tear chunks off, scary stuff right?! haha. Kino Mutai was a massive breath of fresh air. was nice to learn a new martial art, well. start learning it. even though it has no practical competitive application, it is easliy the best self defence style out there. That and if somebody hits you and you defend yourself by raking an eye out whilst tearing half there face off via biting it to shreds they will think twice about hitting you again, even if they have 2 or 3 mates ;).

On a none martial art note :P i booked my train tickets for London to watch 2 plays at the lift festival for my dissy! boooo. lol, and also my hotel room for my london trip to see budge/brighton and dom. Good times i think!

I WONT BE ABLE TO TRAIN FOR LIKE 4 DAYS THOUGH! OH NO! haha. oh well ;)

Zorro Gonna Fuck You Up!

What a rotton day! Being home and bored is starting to get to me, so i did this!



TOO MAH FACEEEE. but with a little bit of chin muff aswell, ZORRO GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

on a brighter note, im currently 1kg of the lightest ive ever been :D. gym must be working. ish :P. speaking of which, i made a bet with my mma training partners at Progressive Fighting Systems Stafford that Chuck Liddell would lose to Rich Franklin at UFC 115! and i wonnnnnnnnnnnn. no horrific burpee challenge :D. win. lol, one up i guess.

Eminem And UFC 115!

Firstly, blasting Eminem at 1 in the morning is BRAT! haha, dont know why im in the mood for some honkey rap, who knows. lol, all i know is - willis will be proud!

Secondly, 115 is upon us! will be waiting up till 6 to know if i will win in my predictions for the main event.

Cro cop > Berry (TKO/KO Round 2)
Franklin > Liddell (Decision)

I want cro cop to win bad cause hes easily one of my top 3 favourite fighters of all time, that and im SECRETLY CROATION! And i want Franklin to win cause we all took bets at MMA, the people who lose in their predictions have to do a horrific amount of burpees, which are the devil lol. one thing that worries me about this is that i was the only one in the class, bar andy who chose franklin to win lol. so ill be either laughing at everybody or .. not ?

looks like we will find out later!